My mother, in a misguided effort to assist me in cleaning up my multifarious stuff, has been shredding my papers. Without my consent or knowledge. Amongst those papers were the character sheets. They're all gone now.
It's taking all of my carefully honed mental discipline to keep from spiralling into a tailspin of rage. Needless to say, I'm not pleased.
Return to the Temple of Elemental Evil, anyone? Or generic New Party Adventure? Or even Settlers of Catan?